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No.2374[Reply]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67em0MrqF1ro8ysbo1_400.gif

Such a fappable gif, and it will always remain so. God damn this film.

No.2378

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Honey I Blew Up the Kid was way better

No.2379

They were both bad. The one with the giant kid would have been good if there hadn't been a giant kid in it. It should have focused on giant adventures with the mother.

The only halfway decent giantess movie is still AOTFFW.

No.2381

Eh, it was how I got into this shitty fetish so I've got a soft spot for it. If they remade both those films with adults instead of kids, that would be amazing.

No.2382

>>2379

That's not "Dude, Where's My Car?"

No.2383

>>2382
>30 seconds gts scene
nah



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No.2120[Reply]

So the former guy who was with katlyin is doing some new stuff as well as making his own site. And i must say without kate its great looking even though hes only made one!


http://vod.sizefetishzone.com/vod/videos/School_Project_Pests/Fu572VWhpZyB/
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No.2341

He has a new video where the black girl eats people.

No.2342

As good as his quality is, it's all about the model. The model is pretty, but I don't find most black women in giantess videos sexy. Boner is loss.

No.2361


No.2362

I like the model and I like vore but I still won't bother with a video of a woman eating cereal for 6 minutes.

This guy needs to step it up and get his models naked.

No.2363

>>2362
at least it's not chip'n'dip
also I hope for the vorefags she doesn't smack her lips while eating



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No.252[Reply]

What was the last thing you laughed at in this great fetish of ours?

>"it stinks!"
Dat panel. I laughed myself into kitty heaven when I was reading this image and then suddenly Jay Sherman is in my head with his trademark catchphrase, before laughing even harder from the face.

This is minor, though, I'm sure there's better examples. God knows how many fap sessions I've delayed with laughter.
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No.2328

I never thought this would happen to me, but it did.

I was browsing Dailymotion and came across a trailer from Deeanne. At the end it said "Don't… miss… out!" and I erupted into laughter. 'Don't miss out', seriously? As if I'd go to my friends and be all like "yeah dude, you already saw that one size fetish porn thingy?" and he goes "yeah sure, don't tell me you haven't? God you're so out of touch with size porn. It was great and I'm glad I had the opportunity to watch it."

The best thing about this is the fact it was only this chick with an accent and some toys she played with. What a grand movie.

No.2329

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>>2328
All I hear is excuses for having missed out, anon.

No.2330

>>2329
You… you're right.
Gonna purchase right now.
I just can't miss out.

No.2343

I laugh whenever I see crappy giantess videos with the models trying hard to act.

No.2360

I've have come to a simple conclusion when it comes to acting in gts videos. It should just all be done very subtitles that can be turned on and off. Every once and while one good line might come out of someones mouth, but even when it is they way its said just destorys it. Though most the time I just end up muting videos all together because the dialog is fucking horrid and the deliver makes me claw my ears off.



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No.2324[Reply]

Tfw when there is not enough sock content. I just want to see tiny people smothering under some chick's sweaty gym sock. Please help me /b/
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No.2327

Dude, seriously, don't you have any female friends? I see their socked feet all the time, too bad I don't care for socks.

No.2344

Sexy pantyhose is where it's at. Socks are too thick to admire the soft skin of a woman.

No.2346

>>2344
Virgin detected.

No.2348

>>2346

How did you detect this? You did send him a cerberus rat and observed his life from beginning to present?

No.2350

>>2348
Yes.



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No.2300[Reply]

Out of all the fucking things I hate about this fetish…

…it has to be the fucking stories which collage-makers seem wont to attach to their shitty collages. I don't want to perceive your collage in the same shitty cliched bullshit scenario every single person has thought up already, I want to imagine my own scenario. I want to imagine why the girl is eating the person, not because she's "EH BEAUTFUL GODDESS YELLING ABOUT MUH SMOOTH BELLY".

Fucking autists
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No.2331

>>2311
>I don't think quality porn exists at all

Just think about a movie like Godzilla 2000 or something similar and produce it with today's standards. That would be more than fucking quality. Although it wouldn't be classified as porn, it would be for us. So there _is_ potential quality. Compare it to regular porn, it will always be bad.

No.2332

>>2331

There would not be sexual parts. You would also need a trait that allows you to make a scaly creature attractive to your brain. I am not sure everybody here is like that.

Take a peek at the person who has a sexual attraction to his sister's feet. He probably does not meet with many female persons and feels the need to compensate. I do not think a computer generated 'Godzilla' will appeal to him.

No.2333

>>2332
What are you even talking about? I was talking about replacing Godzilla with a fucking girl, and crushing is sexual enough for me. I thought that would be clear, but apparently not.

No.2334

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>>2333

You were not. You made a mistake. The way you are trying to put the error on me highlights your insecurities.

No.2335

>>2334
>I'm a fucking idiot who can't even read. Now I try to play it down



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No.2269[Reply]

Guys, I really need your help. Every time I view porn, my penis extends from a flaccid state to a hard state. Is this normal? I've had this problem since I was around 10 years old, if that helps.
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No.2314

>>2313
I think you should totally try this story on /v/, they like this shit, and it's better than the stuff they usually post anyways.

No.2315

>>2313

>There are no mixed feelings. I was disgusted, but couldn't stop looking

I'd call that pretty mixed.

No.2317

>>2315
Maybe I'll try it out on /r9k/.

>>2314
I wouldn't. I know it's sick and I don't want it.

No.2318

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>>2317
But you did look at them. That's what mixed means. Two or more different things together.

No.2319

>>2318
Guess you're right. I think this is what it feels like when primal urges and rationality collide.

By the way, I really did make a thread on /r9k/. I got a few responses, some Anons told me they experienced similar situations with their sisters, but they too were repulsed. One Anon posted that he always gets a boner when one of his female friends is barefoot around hin.



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No.2286[Reply]

What the fuck happened?
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No.2288

>>2286

I shall tell you what happened.

A poor excuse of a game accepted it's heritage and chose to follow the path of other mediocre games. A slave should act like a slave.

No.2289

>>2288

It may be comedic in your culture to assume the identity of another. In mine, that is a crime committed by the most jealous of pretenders.

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

No.2290

>>2289

I am very happy that you choose to assume my identity. I have more respect than I thought and that is good. Switching the focus of every topic to me whenever I comment is also very good to boost my ego.

I promise I do not need it. My confidence is enough to carry on with my work.

Again it was a nice try. Perhaps if you finish in your university you can come and work for me. I will put you with the other eager children.

No.2291

Who gives a shit about ether AAs.

Just post anonymously unless you legitimately have something to share. Because really how much is anyone going to care about giving credit to the opinion with your name on it. How much more credibility are you going to get with "Arthur Axman" then with "Anonymous". Sure people will know "arthur likes long walks on the beach while reading his fetish stories to the sea" but the only real difference i see is that now people will take your name and break your dick for it (which does lead to hilarity mind you but still) where as otherwise they with break your dick for it anyhow but there is no name to steal.

If you share something of value (and im not talking just uploading fetish content) then throw your name on it because then people may give a shit and give you credit and then you will get XP, gold, treasure and finish your damn quest!

No.2292

>>2291
>namefagging sermon
He's trolling and whoever is using is "identity", if there's actually anyone, is trolling. Don't give them attention.



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No.2273[Reply]

Here I am being bored looking up growth fiction with which to get myself off and I realize something

these niggas can't WRITE goddamn

Their prose wedges in my skull like a throbbing stinger made of fucked-up sentence structure and awkward-at-best characterization

my boner is struggling to maintain its integrity but it's useless

What the fuck should I do? Should I try to write my own depraved fantasies and realize how bad of a writer I myself am thereby? I just want to fap goddamn it, it'll take too long. But they're just so stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid that I hear this voice in the back of my head telling me I can do better

what are my options guys? I'm at a loss and my dick's giving up.
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No.2276

Try writing.com

/sarcasm

No.2279

I used to post a lot of stories on another board (not in English). And I tell you, having a boner all the time without touching it makes writing pretty intense. I wrote all my stuff at work, and at the end of a 10 hour night shift I had around 10 pages that weren't actually that bad if I may say so myself. Point is, I never touched those pages again so I made sure those stories were compact, but as hot as possible.

I usually don't look for deep characters or plots. It's pretty rare to find a well written story with these attributes, but they do exist. Just keep looking.

No.2281

Write it yourself.

No.2282

>>2279

I understand how you feel. I have had very much the same rush of adrenaline when writing some of these stories. To fight the primal urge to masturbate is very intense and fuels the writing.

>>2273
Try to write, you will get some enjoyment out of it. It may also put your anxious social problems at ease to know that somebody has released tension a little bit thanks to something you wrote.

No.2285

>>2282
>fuels the writing

I never thought I'd agree with AA, but yeah, that's pretty much my experience as well.



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No.2213[Reply]

Hey /b/ how can I get my friend to let me massage her feet? She's agreed to let me massage her shoulders and such but I'm afraid to ask to massage her feet. I really want to though
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No.2272

>>2233
I wonder what they smell like

No.2277

>>2272

Like mediocrity, probably.

No.2278

>>2277
I don't think mediocrity should be associated with the pungent odor of dirty laundry.
It should probably smell like watered down vegetable soup or something.

No.2280

>>2278

The joke. You didn't get it.

No.2283

>>2280
Maybe so, but my point stands.



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No.29[Reply]

New thread for vidya related discussion.

Are you guys enjoying the Summer Sale on Steam?
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No.1874

>>1873
Xbone Woof

No.1895

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>Kiefer Sutherland is the new voice of Snake in MGSV

HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEEEE- Oh wait, actually thats pretty fucking neat.

No.1897

>>1895
changing voice actor is not cool
it's the opposite of cool
it's looc

No.2223

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Dragon's Crown comes out next Tuesday, who else is excited?

No.2267

>>2223
>being excited about a shitty flash game

You're weird, Anybody.



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